Public Transport Madness

Disclaimer: this is where my mind travels to after multiple 14hour working days and mass amounts of stupid O'Clock mornings : only try these in 3rd world countries.... they are bad and stupid

Bus skittles
Inspired by IBMer Mez, this involves boarding a bus during rush hour and taking a spot standing centrally amongst the crowd. With thou hands strongly forced deep inside thou pockets allow the motion of the bus to lift you in any direction it desires, throwing you into your fellow journey men. After a few minutes and many unhappy faces, lock eyes with the worst stare and pull your hands out, which have been covered in bandages and say "I am human to".

Bus rocket
This is very similar to the above, except here you need to board a much emptier bus with a couple of your comrades. Once positioned near the front of the bus ensure that one of your friends is secretly forced to stand in the middle, holding onto at least one bar. When the bus takes a large grunt and pulls off at speed, smack the hands of the central victim and see how far you can get him to fly down the bus....

The open endness to these games allow for many variations in rules and scoring.... Alcohol may assist in this.....