Crimson Fetish night @ Club Hidden, Vauxhall, London

OK, so finally my quest to make an interesting blog has taken me off the standard Radar and led me to a launch night of a brand new FETISH club [{CRIMSON]}...This is not my thing at all, however I have a dangerous view that everything must be experienced once...

It began at a Munch (Kinky peoples term for a gathering of like minded people) where the general topic of discussion was S&M, Costumes, Latex, toys... all pretty crazy to me, but standard for these people. following this it was onto the club with everyone turning up dressed normally, however carrying very large costume bags...There is a "girl bitch" who decides who can come in and who cannot, as we were dressed in suits she decided we would have to take off our trousers or tops... so we nobly voted to go topless.. The general dress was costume, including old men in leather thongs / full PVC gimp suits, ladies and men fully nude and people (man/woman not sure) with metal armour on parts of there body. Everyone within the club was very accepting to us "vanilla" folk, and there were no highly strung people causing problems anywhere, hence we remained quite happily until 4am.

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT READ ON IF YOU ARE EASILY FREAKED OUT

The first thing we got to see was a 6"4 man have a butt plug with horse hair coming out of it inserted into his rectum by a doll... this quickly set the tone for the night with our eyes popping out of our heads.

Within the "dungeons", which there were about 4 of, there were various displays....

• ropes - the art of tying people up and usually hanging them from metal frames
• whipping - pretty obvious
• needle play - (the most interesting) surgically inserting needles into the body forming patterns and then joining these needles up with ribbon.

Yup the 3rd one is real, and those were big needles, and were inserted into places you would not think needles would go....we were told the endorphins produced by the pain gives you some kind of super high, and from what we saw, I think they are right.

Overall was a very interesting night, and good to experience, well view, what some pretty nice people enjoy. The overall club is pretty impressive to.

Drink:Bells Whisky

Type: Fetish

££$$: £££/£££££

Oddities: having my nipples twisted by a 60 year old lady on the door, having a hole bitten in my arm by Jame's acquaintance

Best memory: not really best, but more interesting to actually see this in real life not just on TV, no harm done.

Worst memory: thinking the butt plug situation was happening to a girl, and then having the harsh reality of a man having a horse tail planted....