So if you are actually reading this you may have noticed the change from being uber anonymous to open open open. This came about because I thought writing to the masses (being no one) was pretty dull, and the fact that I am taking my first weekend off, in 7 months... and I really need something to keep me busy, other than Friday the 13th Fright night in Wimbledon tonight... to think a night of possible madness and I am going to be chilling in a tracksuit smoking a shisha and being as antisocial as possible..
So what I have decided to do is simply write about anything I want to :P starting with the next 20 or so posts which are just on a few nights I have been on, the reason for my internal organs being so sore its hard to sleep and my face falling off my head.....May as well start in mid 2008 with the EGG which is one of my favourites... 3 dance floors, ghetto, house, electric and a garden the size of most clubs with a live DJ, accompanied by breakfast and mid next day closing hours... walking out of this place is like leaving a fairytale and realising bedtimes were created for good reason....
This night began at a teachers house party which simply meant lots of orders to drink and the classically youngster game of Roxanne, Men drinking to every Roxanne and the ladies to some other word, in the old school Police track...
Drink: Jaeger bomb
Type: Dirty electric with style
££$$: ££/£££££
Best memory: House floor at 4am when the love began
Worst memory: Running to Macdonalds at 7 in the morning thinking I was going to die
The egg is one of these places where all people, Ghetto, Raa, Dull, Mad, Gay, Hippy…. seem to turn up to at some stage of the night between opening at 10pm and closing at 12pm the next morning, after what is knows as the egg breakfast (actual breakfast served)….
This place is just awesome, as long as you are in the right mood and you are not looking for anything to smart… It consists of 4 areas, Top floor (each the size of a small club) is more commercial house, live deejays but by commercial it is all remixed to supernova quantities.. second floor is deeper and darker but still very electric again with a live deejay, bottom floor starts as the most ghetto place in the world, like dizzy rascal without showering for weeks, however calms down and goes a bit more electric as the night goes on, this floor has live gigs and twister on the odd night. Then to top it off there is a huge astro-turf garden, again with a live Deejay (that is 4 acts at any time on the premises).
There are bars everywhere and if you are that kind of person there are chemists everywhere to… Never had trouble with scary people (even though there seem to be many of them and I am the type of person to provoke) and always land up leaving in the daylight.
I am writing this a few months after this excursion and in that time the club has become very quite, due to multiple things such as Ministry of Sound getting busier and supposed increase in police presence…
I like it, though it is definitely not for everyone!!!
B
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